{"product_id":"piss-yourself-mothers-day-card","title":"Piss Yourself Mother's Day Card (Online Order Only)","description":"\u003cp\u003e Looking for a Mother's Day card that's guaranteed to make your mom laugh out loud? Look no further! Our hilarious card reads, \"I would have got you a funny Mother's Day card but at your age, I was scared you might piss yourself.\" It's the perfect way to show your mom you love her and have a sense of humor. Plus, with a message like that, you know it's a card she won't soon forget! Order now and make your mom's day, just make sure she doesn't drink too much coffee before opening it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42608481173527,"sku":"OOO","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/8099\/9959\/files\/piss-yourself-mothers-day-card-125239.jpg?v=1753138366","url":"https:\/\/animeimports.net\/products\/piss-yourself-mothers-day-card","provider":"Anime Imports LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}