All I Want For Christmas Is Peace And Fucking Quiet Christmas Glass Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Because let’s be real—Mariah can keep her song. All I Want for Christmas Is Peace & Fucking Quiet is the candle for everyone who’s running on caffeine, chaos, and holiday spirit held together by wrapping tape and willpower.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle mixes high-quality craftsmanship with unapologetic humor. It’s the perfect burnout remedy for moms, coworkers, and anyone silently screaming through December.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Funny Christmas and holiday gifts
• Moms, coworkers, and overworked elves
• Secret Santa and white elephant swaps
• Pairing with silence, snacks, and boundary-setting

Smells like holiday burnout, cinnamon, and finally putting your phone on “Do Not Disturb.”

What they smell like:

HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA

 Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.

Infused with natural essential oils, including balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery