Best Sellers Christmas Candle Bundle | Funny Holiday Candle Gift Set (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the festive, the feral, and the fabulously over it. The Chaotic Christmas Candle Bundle brings together three of UntamedEgo’s best-selling holiday favorites in one unapologetically funny set. It’s the perfect gift for the people who love Christmas... but also need a drink.

Each candle is hand-poured locally in Los Angeles using natural soy wax and premium essential oils, creating a clean, cozy burn with boutique-level quality. Whether you’re gifting it to friends, coworkers, or your chaotic other half, this bundle brings laughter, sparkle, and a little unhinged holiday magic to every room.

• Included Candles:
• Fa La La La Fuck That Shit – For the ones already done with holiday cheer.
• Santa’s Favorite Ho– Sweet, funny, and just a little bit scandalous.• 
• Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle – Bold, cheeky, and perfectly festive.
• Jingles Bells Your Pussy Smells- Bold, a proven favorite for secret santa and white elephant holiday parties.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz each | Burn Time: 60+ hours per candle
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-quality essential oil fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured in small batches in Los Angeles, California

Fa la la la Fuck This Shit in the scent "Holiday Spice + Vanilla"

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle In the scent "Christmas Apple Pie"

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you are lying in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. If you like the warmer months and appreciate the aroma of sweet apples, you will love our fragrance “Apple Harvest.”

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

Santa's Favorite Ho in the scent " Shimmering Sugar Cookie"

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

Jingle Bells Your Pussy Smells in the scent "Frosted Evergreen"

Let the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. As you breathe in the invigorating aroma, the gentle sweetness of snow-kissed vanilla wraps around you, creating a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of winter wonderlands and holiday gatherings. Light this candle to transform your space into a festive retreat, where the spirit of the season truly comes alive.

Top:  Lemon Zest, Red Fruits, Shimmering Mint
Middle: Glistening White Pine, Eucalyptus Leaf, Fir Balsam
Base: Snowkissed Vanilla Woods, Sparkling Musk