Bitch I Am the Gift Card – Funny Feminine Christmas Greeting Card (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

When you are the present. This 5x7 matte finish card features festive poinsettias, holly details, and bold black text that reads “Bitch, I Am the Gift.” The perfect blend of sass and sparkle, this cheeky card celebrates the confident, unapologetic star of the season—you.

Details:
• 5\" x 7\" matte premium card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
• Includes white envelope
• Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
• Best friends + coworkers
• Feminine + confident holiday energy
• Funny and bold gift enclosures
• Sticker + card bundle buyers