Born Criminal' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

That mask! Those dexterous little hands! This raccoon was engineered by nature itself to commit minor crimes and nobody is going to convince it otherwise. Every garbage can is a bank vault. Every unattended porch package is a heist in progress. You've been rooting for the raccoon the whole time and you know it.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Solidarity with the trash panda industrial complex.