Discount Bats' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Someone has too many bats. The price reflects this. There's a phone number. You don't ask questions when bats are on clearance: you answer the ad. You take home five bats. They are grateful, they are very normal bats with no unusual qualities, and the important thing is they are CHEAP.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the people who were absolutely going to rescue a bat anyway.