-
Magic: The Gathering
- MTG Singles
- Sealed Products (Boosters, Bundles, Commander Decks, etc.)
- (Pre-Order) Marvel's Spider-Man - Bundle
- (PREORDER) Edge of Eternities - Commander Deck (Counter Intelligence)
- Magic The Gathering Mythic Edition Storage Box
- A Game of Thrones LCG 2nd Edition: Ironborn Reavers Playmat
Pokémon TCG
- Pokemon Sealed
- Pokemon Singles
- Pokemon 5-piece Tradesies Stretchy Friendship Bracelet Set
- Build & Battle Obsidian Flames | Pokemon | New
- 2023 Pokemon Trading Card Game Classic Collection
- Pokemon TCG: Sword & Shield-Fusion Strike Trainer Box
- Scarlet & Violet - Build & Battle Stadium
Miniatures & Wargaming
TTRPG & Board Games
-
Magic: The Gathering
One Piece Card Game
Star Wars Unlimited
-
-
-
-
Duck Billed Platitudes - Paperback (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)
Duck Billed Platitudes - Paperback (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)
Regular Price $27.20Product Type : Books
Hurry! Only0units left in stock!
This Item is Availible Online OnlyPrice & Availability will vary by locationItem LocationWarehouseAverage Processing Time24-72 HoursNo In store pickupOnline Order only
by Jonathan Downes (Author)
The stuff in this book is not dated.
It is not annotated - and there has been no attempt to put it into any historical or socio-political context.
Why?
Precisely because the vast majority of this stuff is lightweight, hopefully easy to read, and hopefully entertaining. It is a mixture of editorials, some book reviews, and a few feature articles, which have been taken almost at random from stuff that I wrote between 2013 - 2016 in a magazine called Gonzo Weekly, of which I am the founding editor.
If I may quote, somewhat out of context, Mark Twain:
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE".
To which I shall only add that I hope that it affords you some little amusement.
Hail Eris.
Love and peace.
Jon Downes.
Number of Pages: 206Dimensions: 0.44 x 9.21 x 6.14 INPublication Date: November 26, 2017All Sales are Final.
No Refunds or Exchanges.
Anime Grading Guide
'Near Mint (NM)'
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
'
'Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
'
'Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
'
'Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
'
'Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '
'