Everything Is Fucked Patch (Online Order Only)

Cute. Cuddly. Completely unhinged.
This pastel bunny knows what’s up—and she’s not sugarcoating it. Bright-eyed, panic-ridden, and embroidered to perfection, this patch is for the girlies who smile through the chaos and spiral with style.

Perfect for jackets, bags, or your therapist’s waiting room. Stick it where it hurts, or where it helps.

DETAILS:
• Approx. 3.5" x 4.5"
• Iron-on backing (or sew it if your trauma built character)
• Premium embroidery + high-vibe existential dread
• Multicolor text for ✨emotional range✨

She’s not wrong. Everything is f*cked. At least you’ll look cute.