Festive AF | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the ones who go all out for the holidays—sparkles, chaos, and a sprinkle of unhinged cheer included. Festive AF is the ultimate Christmas candle for anyone who’s equal parts merry and manic, spreading joy one sarcastic comment at a time.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle smells like Christmas spirit (with a touch of self-control). Cozy, sweet, and unapologetically over the top, it’s everything you love about the holidays—minus the drama.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Friends who decorate before Halloween
• Funny Christmas gifts with chaotic energy
• Stocking stuffers that make people laugh
• Pairing with sugar cookies, wine, and pure delusion

Smells like: A cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.