Festive As Fuck | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the one who is the holiday season. Festive As Fuck is your official permission slip to sparkle, sip, and shine all December long. Equal parts cinnamon, confidence, and chaos—it’s basically Christmas spirit in a glass jar.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle blends UntamedEgo’s unapologetic humor with boutique-level craftsmanship. Light it up, grab your cocoa (or cocktail), and remind everyone that subtlety is for January.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. This scent combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a candle.

This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.