Funny Customer Service Sticker – How Can I Help You Fuck Off- Holographic Angry Cat Vinyl – Work Laptop Sticker for Burnout and Sarcasm (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Polite? No. Professional? Absolutely not.

This holographic vinyl sticker features a dead-eyed customer service cat who’s had enough — headset on, rainbow laptop open, and ready to tell the next annoying email exactly where to go. "How can I help you f*ck off?" is the battle cry of burnt-out girlies, underpaid tech workers, and everyone just trying to survive late-stage capitalism with a little sparkle.

✨ FEATURES:

• 3" die-cut premium vinyl sticker
• Holographic glitter finish that screams ✨ corporate trauma ✨
• Waterproof, weatherproof, and snark-proof
• Laptop, water bottle, headset, or cubicle safe
• Handmade for emotionally unstable customer service warriors

Note: While our stickers are waterproof, weatherproof, and durable, some water bottles with textured or powder-coated finishes may resist adhesive over time. For best results, apply to smooth, clean, dry surfaces and allow 24 hours to set