Harbinger of Awkward Situations' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Some harbingers announce doom, plague, the end of empires. This one announces that you're about to run into your ex at the grocery store while holding a weird item. Lesser demons, same disruptive energy. The spectral presence graces you with foreknowledge, but not the kind that helps. At best you can brace. At worst you can hum and hope it passes.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who can feel a dreadful conversation approaching from across a parking lot.