He Sees You When You’re Sleeping Card – Funny Santa Christmas Greeting Card (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Santa’s watching… and judging. This 5x7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage Santa swinging from a candy cane with the line “He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows that you’re a bitch.” Bold, festive, and a little too honest—it’s the perfect mix of vintage charm and modern sass for your favorite ho-ho-hoe.

Details:
• 5" x 7" matte premium card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
• Includes white envelope
• Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
• Friends with sarcastic humor
• Funny adult Christmas cards
• Siblings, Best Friends, Coworker and Secret Santa gifts