Keep Me Entertained' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

This hyena has problems. Many of them. Rather than fight the trend, he's decided to reframe the entire situation: if the ordeals are going to keep arriving, the ordeals might as well be hobbies. Get a load of this one, it's absurd. The next one is even stupider. This hyena is chronicling his ordeals to write his memoir. The memoir will sell.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who've started narrating their own bad luck in a documentary voice.