Let's Get This Dread Tee (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Picture this: You wake up on a Monday morning, ready to face the world with the enthusiasm of a cat being forced into a bathtub. But then you pull on this tee and suddenly, you’re not just facing the dread, you’re embracing it. Because hey, if life’s a circus, you might as well be the ringleader of your own existential dread.

And let’s talk about the fabric. Oh, the fabric! This isn’t just any old cotton. This is 100% USA-grown, ring-spun cotton, garment-washed until it’s as soft as your therapist’s couch. It’s like getting a warm hug from someone who understands that life’s a rollercoaster, and sometimes, the best way to deal with it is with a smirk and a snarky tee. 

100% USA-grown ring-spun cotton. The fabric is garment washed until it's as cozy as if you had worn it fifty times.

Size + Fit: Unisex

Women's sizing recommendation: this item is in unisex sizing. A general guideline is for a tight fit, we recommend going down one size; for a relaxed fit, please order your regular size, and for an oversized look, size up two sizes.

Model is a size small and is wearing a size L

Material: 100% Ring Spun US Cotton, Pre-Shrunk
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine Wash Cold