Offer My Sanity' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Classic deal. A cosmic entity wants your mind. You want the secrets of the universe. The capybara has agreed to the terms. The capybara will return forever changed, knowing things no capybara should know, content with the trade. Capybaras have always been wiser than the rest of us. They took the deal first.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who are chasing a piece of knowledge that will definitely make them weirder when they find it.