Overstepped My Boundaries' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

The goose has crossed a line. The goose is aware of this. Rather than apologize, the goose has decided to frame the incident as "being a silly goose." Everyone knows what the goose did. The goose's defense is disarmingly cute. Somehow, it's going to work. It always does.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose go-to apology is "oopsie" and who have weaponized being harmless-looking.