Piss Yourself Mother's Day Card (Online Order Only)

 Looking for a Mother's Day card that's guaranteed to make your mom laugh out loud? Look no further! Our hilarious card reads, "I would have got you a funny Mother's Day card but at your age, I was scared you might piss yourself." It's the perfect way to show your mom you love her and have a sense of humor. Plus, with a message like that, you know it's a card she won't soon forget! Order now and make your mom's day, just make sure she doesn't drink too much coffee before opening it!

This high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.

 Size: 5x7

Blank Inside.

*Item cannot be personalized*

Shipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.