Plagued With Problems' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

The plague doctor has seen it all: boils, humors, moral failings, strange new pests. He's beyond surprised. Your current problems? He's diagnosed worse. He can't fix them. He can nod gravely and write in his little book. Bedside manner is what it is.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose current worries would have sounded luxurious to an average person from 1347.