Santa Has a Cunt List Card | Funny Offensive Christmas Greeting Card (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the ones on the extra naughty list. This 5x7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage-style Santa illustration with the bold line “Santa has a cunt list. Which is just a piece of paper with your name on it.” Dark humor, vintage kitsch, and unapologetic attitude—wrapped up in one perfectly unhinged holiday card.

Details:
• 5" x 7" matte premium card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
• Includes white envelope
• Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
• Friends with filthy humor
• Adult gift exchanges + stocking stuffers
• Coworkers who get your kind of chaos
• People who belong on the naughty list year-round