Santa Hates Little Bitches Card | Funny Christmas Greeting Card (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout—because Santa hates little bitches. This 5x7 matte finish greeting card features a vintage-inspired Santa popping out of a chimney with a cheeky twist on a holiday classic. Perfectly irreverent, unapologetically funny, and guaranteed to steal the spotlight on the mantle.

Details:
• 5" x 7" matte premium card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed in Los Angeles, CA in small batches
• Includes white envelope
• Sustainably produced and packaged with care

Perfect For:
• Friends and coworkers with a sense of humor
• Funny gift exchanges + Secret Santa
• Holiday party hosts