Save Me A Seat' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

The goose is not optimistic about the afterlife placement. The goose has, however, already resigned to the outcome and is thinking practically. Hell will be crowded. Hell will have a seating situation. The goose does not want to stand. Do this small kindness for the goose. You'll be there anyway.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who are already planning the logistics of the bad place.