Smells Like Another Year Of Being Understaffed & Underpaid Christmas Glass Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Guess who’s sliding into Santa’s sleigh first this year? Yep, it’s you, honey. While the rest are busy decking the halls, you’re out here stealing hearts—and probably a few gifts. Naughty? Nice? Let’s just say you know how to get what you want, and Santa’s not complaining. Light this up, sit back, and enjoy your spot as the real star of this holiday season. Ho, ho, honey.

Indulge your senses with our luxurious 12oz glass candle, meticulously crafted with 100% natural soy wax and a lead-free cotton wick for a clean, even burn. Infused with high-quality essential oil fragrances, this candle creates an inviting ambiance, filling your space with long-lasting, soothing aromas.

Each candle is hand-poured in small batches in the heart of Los Angeles, ensuring unparalleled attention to detail and quality. Free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates, our non-toxic formula provides a safe, eco-friendly option that burns cleaner and longer than traditional paraffin candles.

• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Made with Natural Soy Wax for a longer, cleaner burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrances for rich, lasting scents
• Non-Toxic & Cruelty-Free: Free from harmful chemicals
• Hand-poured in Small Batches in Los Angeles

Scent Notes:

CHRISTMAS APPLE PIE 

celebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.

Infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, this is the apple fragrance you didn’t know you needed—but won’t want to celebrate without

HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA

 Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.

Infused with natural essential oils, including balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.