Smells Like She’s Watching Christmas Movies Again | Funny Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the one who’s deep in her Hallmark era. Smells Like She’s Watching Christmas Movies Again is the perfect candle for anyone who starts decorating in November, cries at every happy ending, and believes hot cocoa fixes everything.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle brings all the cozy nostalgia and chaotic cheer of the holiday season. Whether you’re gifting it or lighting it up while watching yet another movie about a small-town bakery and a city girl rediscovering love, this candle totally gets it.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Funny Christmas and holiday gifts
• Secret Santa and cozy homebody gifts
• Friends, moms, and movie marathon partners
• Pairing with blankets, cocoa, and predictable plot twists

SUGAR + APPLE + SPICE :  

celebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.

Infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, this is the apple fragrance you didn’t know you needed—but won’t want to celebrate without

HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA

 Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.

Infused with natural essential oils, including balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.

CINNAMON CYPRESS GLOW:

A classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance is infused with natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla bean. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the magic of the season in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space feeling merry and bright.

HOLIDAY WONDERLAND: 

Let the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. As you breathe in the invigorating aroma, the gentle sweetness of snow-kissed vanilla wraps around you, creating a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of winter wonderlands and holiday gatherings. Light this candle to transform your space into a festive retreat, where the spirit of the season truly comes alive.