Soothing Meditations For The Solitary Dog [LP] (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

For the unfortunate yet unavoidable times that dog owners need to leave their beloved pets home alone, "JON GLASER'S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG" is the perfect companion album, having been designed to help soften those times of uncertainty for all those anxious good boys and good girls out there. Clocking in at a Grammy-submission-required-minimum 30 minutes of peaceful tranquility, "JON GLASER'S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG" is the perfect album for any dog owner that cares about the mental well being of their precious angel. Basically, if you're looking to feel less sh*tty about leaving your dog alone, then "JON GLASER'S SOOTHING MEDITATIONS FOR THE SOLITARY DOG" is something you should probably get, you neglectful asshole and total piece of sh*t. Jon Glaser is an actor and writer who created, co-wrote and starred in the TV shows Delocated, Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter, and Jon Glaser Loves Gear. Most people recognize him as Councilman Jamm from Parks and Recreation and/or Laird from Girls. He also created, wrote, directed and starred in a series of web shorts for Comedy Central called Tiny Hands. An Emmy winning/multiple Emmy nominated TV writer, his credits include The Independent Spirit Awards hosted by Aubrey Plaza (Emmy win), Inside Amy Schumer, Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The Dana Carvey Show. He has written several stories for The New York Times Magazine, and his writing has also appeared in ESPN The Magazine, Bicycling Magazine, The Onion A.V. Club, and on-line for New York magazine. His book, My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top, was published by Harper Perennial, and he wrote and directed the music video for Bob Mould's "Star Machine."