Squishable Comfort Food Waffle II (Standard) (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

Walk or take my bike? Major in biomechanical nanomathgineering or picnic studies? Paper or plastic? I just can't decide! In a world where choices manifest at every intersection and opportunity, it's just so easy to...waffle!That's where this particular Waffle comes in. For this Waffle does not waffle! It makes all decisions with the utmost confidence and resolve! YES, says the Waffle, I will spend all day reading a book in a sunny nook by the window! YES, I will slurp honey directly from the plastic bear! I will do all these things, and I won't look back! Because I want to be as resolute as a Waffle, and because Waffles don't have necks!

15 squishy inches of brunchtime do-er. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!