Squishable Flocked Christmas Tree (Mini) (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

What exactly is a Mini Flocked Christmas Tree? I don't entirely know, but judging from context clues, it's a tree that's decorated all super fancy and stylish. Also judging from context clues, you probably know more about Christmas trees than I do. The context clue in particular to which I refer is the fact that you are, yourself, also apparently a Christmas tree. I pick up on things like that.

7.5(w) x 7.5(d) x 10.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!