Taking My Leave' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

You said the weird thing. Everyone heard it. Now it's time to go. If you've ever texted "sorry if that was weird" more than once in a week, this shirt is already yours spiritually — you're just making it official. People will read it and immediately think of a specific moment in their own life. That's how you know it works.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

You've made it awkward. Might as well memorialize it with a shirt.