Vitamin C You In Hell' Shirt (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)

The carton is helpful. It is full of vitamin C. It is also flipping you off and letting you know where it intends to meet you later. Nutritional value and personal animus, equally delivered. A surprisingly complete beverage experience. The carton has layers.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose idea of customer service is brief, cheerful, and mildly threatening.